Chuck Palahniuk Signed T-Shirts

Show Us Your T-Shirt Contest! We're looking for pictures of people wearing the signed t-shirts with quotes from Mr. Palahniuk's books. What's the prize? We don't know either, it's entirely up to Mr. Palahiuk, which means that it'll be something totally unique and very cool. Details here.

New! Signed T-Shirts!

Chuck Palahniuk will be signing some t-shirts for us. The t-shirts will be signed by Mr. Palahniuk in permanent marker, so they can be washed. It won't be a printed signature; each t-shirt will be hand signed. Sorry, we cannot accept inscription requests for t-shirts.

At this time there will be four t-shirts featuring some choice quotes from Mr. Palahniuk's books (And a thank-you to local fan Noah for helping us narrow down which quotes to use!)

The four books are Choke, Diary, Survivor, and Damned.

Here's an overview of the front and back -- see a closeup of each below.

Sizing Information:

Please be aware that the t-shirts are fitted and not baggy. If you want a baggier T, you will want to order a size up. Please look at the Sizing Information page. We do not have all shirts in all sizes. Please send us an email to find out if we have your size in stock.

Current Waiting Time:

Please inquire to confirm size availability.

More Questions?

If you have further questions about shipping or signing, see our Shipping & Handling page or our FAQ page.

Choke T-Shirt -- signed

$29.99

Model: TCHOKE10

The Choke t-shirt is a fitted, long-sleeved black T and reads in white on the front "The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you imagine it." The back has the SHBS logo.

Signed by Chuck Palahniuk in permanent marker so it can be washed. T-shirts cannot be inscribed. Please check the Sizing Information page as these shirts are fitted and not baggy.

Sample Signed T-Shirt

Diary T-Shirt -- signed

$29.99

Model: TDIARY10

The Diary t-shirt is a fitted, long-sleeved black T and reads in white on the front "What you don't understand, you can make mean anything." The back has the SHBS logo.

Signed by Chuck Palahniuk in permanent marker so it can be washed. T-shirts cannot be inscribed. Please check the Sizing Information page as these shirts are fitted and not baggy.

Sample Signed T-Shirt

Survivor T-Shirt -- signed

$29.99

Model: TSURVI10

The Survivor t-shirt is a fitted, long-sleeved black T and reads in white on the front "The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage." The back has the SHBS logo.

Signed by Chuck Palahniuk in permanent marker so it can be washed. T-shirts cannot be inscribed. Please check the Sizing Information page as these shirts are fitted and not baggy.

Sample Signed T-Shirt

Damned T-Shirt -- signed

$29.99

Model: TDAMNED10

The Damned t-shirt is a fitted, long-sleeved black T and reads in white on the front "Earth is earth. Dead is dead." The back has the SHBS logo.

Signed by Chuck Palahniuk in permanent marker so it can be washed. T-shirts cannot be inscribed. Please check the Sizing Information page as these shirts are fitted and not baggy.